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Why does the size only matter when it’s about the man? – Nairobi News

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So there is a story of an American couple who recently got hitched after dating for six months and engaging for an additional six months.

Throughout their courtship, the lady wanted to grind corn. But the dude was disinclined. What a different type of man, she thought.

Then the monumental discovery during their honeymoon: the guy had a micro penis.

This is not about whether the woman should leave or stay. Nay. But whether size really matters.

Tonnes of literature have been written about this controversial topic, with contrasting views.

First, this discussion is forever skewed in favour of women. Size is only emphasised when men are the subject. The society, however, rarely questions parameters when women are involved.

Wouldn’t it be fair for men to equally interrogate the size, depth and any other measure of the vajayjay?

THE MISCONCEPTIONS

Secondly, just how small is small? If we are talking about the size of your middle finger, then that is average. And perfectly operational.

But if what you have under your pants is tinier than your small finger, you just might not be able to do anything meaningful where it matters.

Thirdly, how one performs under the sheets has absolutely nothing to do with size. Ignore the misconceptions.

Some men out there have hosepipes for manhood. Theirs go on and on and on. Forever. Some of them are condescending nightmares. They like to boast about how endowed they are. At the gym, they wear tight pants and shorts to show off the log lying under.

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Men of average size live in awe of these. They secretly admire them. Only some of these ‘endowed’ bulls are no better than oxen. In spite of their long lashes, some of them can barely get a woman ‘anywhere’. That’s besides causing her unimaginable pain.

They just do not know how to use their infrastructure. What a disappointment.

On the flip side, you can only dismiss a ‘tiny’ pecker at your own peril. Some of them function like a Heckler & Koch gun, performing with both firepower and accuracy. Skill, remember.

ALL ABOUT PREFERENCES

When it comes to humping, dear folks, it is not about length. Neither is it about girth. These matter, obviously. But only sometimes. And when put to the right use.

It is all about expertise. Small or big. How familiar you are around the cookie jar.

Would you rather small and functional? Or large and… not so skilful? Some women like smaller tools. A test tube, say. Others can’t stand anything smaller than your arm. Preferences.

We must concur that our society has promoted very subjective standards. Big bums. Long whips. Both which are worshipped as the symbols of sexual satisfaction. But are they?

Research shows that most men possess average to small penises. These are nonetheless happy in their sexual life. Their women too are happy.

Before you dismiss a micropeen, get to know how much it can do. How far it can go.

Most importantly, know what you partner has between their legs.

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New Bae? Sherlyne Anyango Gets Naughty With Mzungu In The States (Video)

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After declaring that long distance relationships aren’t for her, Sherlyne Anyango might have bagged herself a new mzungu boyfriend. It’s barely days since she left the country to go to the States to ‘hustle’. According to her, it’s easier to hustle in the States with her twerking talent.

Love At First Sight?

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Well, she moved on quickly! This was the reaction of most of her fans after Sherlyne went live with her new catch. Most people were surprised by how fast she possibly got a boyfriend. But she hasn’t made it clear.

While this might seem unfair to her Kenyan bae, Oga Obinna, it was a mutual agreement between them to dissolve their relationship due to the distance between them.

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”I’m a single boy again now😪😱!! Now with the standards you set who will fit in🤷🏿 who will fill your shoes??But Si Ni Life… But for now Kill Them with your AWESOMENESS and SECURE THE BAG!!! Don’t let nobody tell you otherwise. Plus there will always be space for you in my Heart and Kidney🙊🙈🙏🏿.”

In line to this, Sherlyne had also declared how much she misses Obinna and wrote back to him;

  ”Don’t make me cry. That’s life 😞😞. I feel bad. I miss you badly.”

Well, turns out she won’t be missing him any more after getting a new catch. Obinna has not yet responded to Sherlyne’s video posted on her Insta stories. I bet he’s not happy seeing her with another man.

Below is the video;


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Tips to help you get the perfect blazer Eve woman

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 Choosing a blazer is key as it can either break or make your outfit (Image: Pinterest)

 

When it comes to buying or tailoring a new blazer, most people think it’s all about getting what fits. Even though that is one of the most vital things to focus on when selecting blazers, there are other things you need to look out for in order to have a perfect and versatile blazer.

Versatile is not just about being able to match most pieces in your closet, but something that will enhance your outfits and define your best features while at it. In case you are wondering on where to start with buying a blazer, start here:

 Always go for a colour that will pair well with most pieces in your closet (Image: Pinterest)

Yes, this is the first thing you should consider before making or buying yourself a blazer. You need to check your closet and consider the most dominant colour and pieces, can they be layered with a blazer or paired together?

Once that is set, you are good to go, though the more colourful a blazer is the more fun you will have pairing it with other pieces.

When selecting the perfect blazer always be very careful not to choose a small blazer. You might confuse a small blazer for a fitting one.

It should not be too tight that your shoulders cannot move in it or you can barely button it.

Although ladies are lucky they can go with any arm length, because it can be considered fashionable, ensure that it is your size. Also, avoid going for extra-large coats that will drown you and hide your best features.

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 The design and texture of a blazer will play heavily on how good you look (Image: Pinterest)

A blazer is in between a suit jacket and a hoodie. Meaning, it should be able to pass for official and casual events. Let your guide be what you are buying it for.

There are different kinds of blazers ranging from open front blazers, single breasted blazers, belted ones, the list is endless.

Always go for a blazer that resonates with your style and closet items. Also, long blazers are classier and versatile than the shorter boyfriend ones. This is in terms of versatility.

Are you looking for a linen blazer, cotton or the suit material fabric? Do you want it shiny or matte? Do you need one with metal studded elements or with embellished buttons like the army? The kind of texture you go for will determine the way you dress your blazer.

Although blazers are meant to match with all outfits, the kind of design you go for can either limit your outfit choices or broaden your matching game.

 The longer the blazer, the more you can play around with your pieces (Image: Pinterest)

They say the longer the blazer, the double the respect. You already know what I mean by this. Longer blazers are more eye catching, trendy and versatile. It will be easier for you to pair them to a tiny skirt, pencil trouser or palazzos.

Also did I mention how well they pair with crop tops? Yes, when buying a blazer, the length is very important.

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Sewage Menace in Pipeline, Residents Cry For Help

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By Milo George

Residents of Pipeline Transami area are decrying poor drainage system that has caused sewage water to overflow in their area of residence.

The residents claim that the overflowing sewage is not only putting their lives at risk but also causing air pollution.

They have called on Nairobi Metropolitan Services and Nairobi City Water and Sewage Company to come on board and expand the sewer lines before more areas are flooded with raw human wastes coming from the blocked pipes.
“We want Major Badi and our leaders to resolve this menace immediately. It’s terrible many have been forced to shift their businesses because of the foul smell,” they said.
Pastor Joe Ndivoh of Word Evangelistic Explosion Ministries says that they have been forced to call off the Sunday School Service to protect the children from the smelly sewage.
‘‘We now fear that if prompt action is not taken then we will have a bigger health problem than this because we fear there could be an outbreak of water-borne disease anytime,’’ Pastor Ndivoh added.


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