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Six Innate Traits Of A Perfect Lady –

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Singles from all walks of life on Saturday gathered at the Kenyatta International Conference Centre (KICC) during an event dubbed Speed Dating to try their luck in finding a life partner.

The event organized by Jumia and graced by top celebrities like Betty Kyallo not only sought to break the official world record of the World’s Largest Speed Dating event, but more importantly get some singles between 25 -35 years love ahead of Valentine’s Day later in the week.

Well, many will ask, how will you go out with someone you just met? How will you even know they’re not faking it?

Honestly, it’s hard but that’s how speed dating is supposed to be – Speed dating!

However, judging from the first impression you can know if someone is your type or not. So, below I share all you need to know before falling for her.

For starters, I like women. No! I think I love women! Since I’m a straight man who spent the better part of my teen and early 20s reading, chasing, seducing and writing about these beautiful creatures, I’m confident that I can describe a perfect woman, I can notice one a mile away by the way!

She must be feminine

I tend to argue with most of my friends who in one way or another approve homosexuality. I believe no one is born homosexual. It’s a trait that people learn or borrow depending on the people around them, so to say. The ladies who want to taste what is purely meant for men, in my view, you’re not feminine however much your physical features may prove me wrong.

Femininity means set of attributes, behaviors and roles generally associated with girls and women. It means a woman doesn’t act like a man if she is not physically endowed that way.

Being feminine is a plus and every woman should be proud to be one; it’s a gift that you should forever treasure. Men are mostly attracted to women with feminine features, the way you roll your eyes, your smile, all that you can ever imagine of. So, if you’re a straight lady or girl you should never struggle too hard to be a tomboy. We love you the way you’re. Your feminine features make us weak!

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She must be intelligent

As a woman, you don’t have to have a Phd in pure mathematics or any other discipline to be intelligent, no! The intelligence am talking about is the common knowledge or sense that helps you grasp ideas about what is happening around you and how you react back. However, if you happen to have both well but the latter is supreme.

Clever and mature men respect intelligent women. It gives you an added advantage when in a pool of similarly attractive women whose only intelligence is on using filters on Instagram to scare men, or rolling around idle men in a club from Monday to Monday. Be different, stand out beautiful.

A semi – Independent Lady

A woman’s life should not entirely revolve around what a man can do for her. If as a woman at one point in your life you’ve ever asked yourself what you can do for a man, then we are reading from the same page. You’re doing well so far!

Dependent women are characterized by traits of running from one man to another, when they realize you can’t afford them anymore. (Professor of Politics, Mutahi Nguny’I calls it Kumanga Manga in Swahili). If you are the kind of independent women, even for 0.001 percent, you’d appreciate love even when there is nothing on the table but hope that tomorrow you’ll have something to give your kids.

The perfect woman must be independent in a way, even the smallest of independence you can ever think of. She must have ambitions and her own goals to raise a family and take care of those who raised her and of course take care of her husband in case something happens in future, such as an accident that might leave your husband incapacitated. What will you do? Run a way? What will you do if he loses his job? Dump him?

A decisive woman is better

A woman must be ready to make independent choices in certain circumstances. You can’t rely on your boyfriend or husband to make decisions for you all the time. It pisses off to be told “It’s up to you to decide” all the time. “Your word is my command” irritates even more. Indecisiveness can be a disease that can impair your life in many years to come. It can be edged permanently into your cerebral neurons ahaha… you know what that means.

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Trivial decisions like picking cheese, yoghurt are an exception…They strengthen the bond between you two. I can’t complain about that. You can always ask him to choose for you, if you feel it’s necessary or make some fun while shopping.

She must be loyal

My perfect kind of a woman is that lady who will stand by me, understand me, protect me from what she thinks might make me sad, loyal to my hustle however small and so forth. I know this applies to many men and women out there. Everybody likes to have a loyal partner. It feels good.

Any mature lady must be supportive to their boyfriend, or husband. The two are inseparable. If you’re mature you’ll know the value of being loyal.

A loyal and mature lady knows how to think logically instead of being held captive by her emotions. It’s the sexiest thing any man can wish for in a lady.

She must be confident

For clever chaps, physical attractiveness is only part of what a perfect lady should possess. Combine an attractive woman with confidence then you’ll be the luckiest man in the whole universe; you’ll have an unbeatable human being who will be ready to conquer earth and help you do the same, maybe live in Mars or something!

Having confidence means she knows what is worth living for. She has a purpose in life. In my view, nothing can beat an attractive and confident lady.

All set go get your partner son!

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Sordid tale of the bank ‘that would bribe God’

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Bank of Credit and Commerce International. August 1991. [File, Standard]

“This bank would bribe God.” These words of a former employee of the disgraced Bank of Credit and Commerce International (BCCI) sum up one of the most rotten global financial institutions.
BCCI pitched itself as a top bank for the Third World, but its spectacular collapse would reveal a web of transnational corruption and a playground for dictators, drug lords and terrorists.
It was one of the largest banks cutting across 69 countries and its aftermath would cause despair to innocent depositors, including Kenyans.
BCCI, which had $20 billion (Sh2.1 trillion in today’s exchange rate) assets globally, was revealed to have lost more than its entire capital.
The bank was founded in 1972 by the crafty Pakistani banker Agha Hasan Abedi.
He was loved in his homeland for his charitable acts but would go on to break every rule known to God and man.
In 1991, the Bank of England (BoE) froze its assets, citing large-scale fraud running for several years. This would see the bank cease operations in multiple countries. The Luxembourg-based BCCI was 77 per cent owned by the Gulf Emirate of Abu Dhabi.  
BoE investigations had unearthed laundering of drugs money, terrorism financing and the bank boasted of having high-profile customers such as Panama’s former strongman Manual Noriega as customers.
The Standard, quoting “highly placed” sources reported that Abu Dhabi ruler Sheikh Zayed Sultan would act as guarantor to protect the savings of Kenyan depositors.
The bank had five branches countrywide and panic had gripped depositors on the state of their money.
Central Bank of Kenya (CBK) would then move to appoint a manager to oversee the operations of the BCCI operations in Kenya.
It sent statements assuring depositors that their money was safe.
The Standard reported that the Sheikh would be approaching the Kenyan and other regional subsidiaries of the bank to urge them to maintain operations and assure them of his personal support.
It was said that contact between CBK and Abu Dhabi was “likely.”
This came as the British Ambassador to the UAE Graham Burton implored the gulf state to help compensate Britons, and the Indian government also took similar steps.
The collapse of BCCI was, however, not expect to badly hit the Kenyan banking system. This was during the sleazy 1990s when Kenya’s banking system was badly tested. It was the era of high graft and “political banks,” where the institutions fraudulently lent to firms belonging or connected to politicians, who were sometimes also shareholders.
And even though the impact was expected to be minimal, it was projected that a significant number of depositors would transfer funds from Asian and Arab banks to other local institutions.
“Confidence in Arab banking has taken a serious knock,” the “highly placed” source told The Standard.
BCCI didn’t go down without a fight. It accused the British government of a conspiracy to bring down the Pakistani-run bank.  The Sheikh was said to be furious and would later engage in a protracted legal battle with the British.
“It looks to us like a Western plot to eliminate a successful Muslim-run Third World Bank. We know that it often acted unethically. But that is no excuse for putting it out of business, especially as the Sultan of Abu Dhabi had agreed to a restructuring plan,” said a spokesperson for British Asians.
A CBK statement signed by then-Deputy Governor Wanjohi Murithi said it was keenly monitoring affairs of the mother bank and would go to lengths to protect Kenyan depositors.
“In this respect, the CBK has sought and obtained the assurance of the branch’s management that the interests of depositors are not put at risk by the difficulties facing the parent company and that the bank will meet any withdrawal instructions by depositors in the normal course of business,” said Mr Murithi.
CBK added that it had maintained surveillance of the local branch and was satisfied with its solvency and liquidity.
This was meant to stop Kenyans from making panic withdrawals.
For instance, armed policemen would be deployed at the bank’s Nairobi branch on Koinange Street after the bank had announced it would shut its Kenyan operations.
In Britain, thousands of businesses owned by British Asians were on the verge of financial ruin following the closure of BCCI.
Their firms held almost half of the 120,000 bank accounts registered with BCCI in Britain. 
The African Development Bank was also not spared from this mess, with the bulk of its funds deposited and BCCI and stood to lose every coin.
Criminal culture
In Britain, local authorities from Scotland to the Channel Islands are said to have lost over £100 million (Sh15.2 billion in today’s exchange rate).
The biggest puzzle remained how BCCI was allowed by BoE and other monetary regulation authorities globally to reach such levels of fraudulence.
This was despite the bank being under tight watch owing to the conviction of some of its executives on narcotics laundering charges in the US.
Coast politician, the late Shariff Nassir, would claim that five primary schools in Mombasa lost nearly Sh1 million and appealed to then Education Minister George Saitoti to help recover the savings. Then BoE Governor Robin Leigh-Pemberton condemned it as so deeply immersed in fraud that rescue or recovery – at least in Britain – was out of the question.
“The culture of the bank is criminal,” he said. The bank was revealed to have targeted the Third World and had created several “institutional devices” to promote its operations in developing countries.
These included the Third World Foundation for Social and Economic Studies, a British-registered charity.
“It allowed it to cultivate high-level contacts among international statesmen,” reported The Observer, a British newspaper.
BCCI also arranged an annual Third World lecture and a Third World prize endowment fund of about $10 million (Sh1 billion in today’s exchange rate).
Winners of the annual prize had included Nelson Mandela (1985), sir Bob Geldof (1986) and Archbishop Desmond Tutu (1989).
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Agricultural Development Corporation Chief Accountant Gerald Karuga on the Spot Over Fraud –

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Gerald Karuga, the acting chief accountant at the Agricultural Development Corporation (ADC), is on the spot over fraud in land dealings.

ADC was established in 1965 through an Act of Parliament Cap 346 to facilitate the land transfer programme from European settlers to locals after Kenya gained independence.

Karuga is under fire for allegedly aiding a former powerful permanent secretary in the KANU era Benjamin Kipkulei to deprive ADC beneficiaries of their land in Naivasha.

Kahawa Tungu understands that the aggrieved parties continue to protest the injustice and are now asking the Ethics and Anti-corruption Commission (EACC) and the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) to probe Karuga.

A source who spoke to Weekly Citizen publication revealed that Managing Director Mohammed Dulle is also involved in the mess at ADC.

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Dulle is accused of sidelining a section of staffers in the parastatal.

The sources at ADC intimated that Karuga has been placed strategically at ADC to safeguard interests of many people who acquired the corporations’ land as “donations” from former President Daniel Arap Moi.

Despite working at ADC for many years Karuga has never been transferred, a trend that has raised eyebrows.

“Karuga has worked here for more than 30 years and unlike other senior officers in other parastatals who are transferred after promotion or moved to different ministries, for him, he has stuck here for all these years and we highly suspect that he is aiding people who were dished out with big chunks of land belonging to the corporation in different parts of the country,” said the source.

In the case of Karuga safeguarding Kipkulei’s interests, workers at the parastatals and the victims who claim to have lost their land in Naivasha revealed that during the Moi regime some senior officials used dubious means to register people as beneficiaries of land without their knowledge and later on colluded with rogue land officials at the Ministry of Lands to acquire title deeds in their names instead of those of the benefactors.

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“We have information that Karuga has benefitted much from Kipkulei through helping him and this can be proved by the fact that since the matter of the Naivasha land began, he has been seen changing and buying high-end vehicles that many people of his rank in government can’t afford to buy or maintain,” the source added.

“He is even building a big apartment for rent in Ruiru town.”

The wealthy officer is valued at over Sh1.5 billion in prime properties and real estate.

Last month, more than 100 squatters caused scenes in Naivasha after raiding a private firm owned by Kipkulei.

The squatters, who claimed to have lived on the land for more than 40 years, were protesting take over of the land by a private developer who had allegedly bought the land from the former PS.

They pulled down a three-kilometre fence that the private developed had erected.

The squatters claimed that the former PS had not informed them that he had sold the land and that the developer was spraying harmful chemicals on the grass affecting their livestock and homes built on a section of the land.

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Naivasha Deputy County Commissioner Kisilu Mutua later issued a statement warning the squatters against encroaching on Kipkuleir’s land.

“They are illegally invading private land. We shall not allow the rule of the jungle to take root,” warned Mutua.

Meanwhile, a parliamentary committee recently demanded to know identities of 10 faceless people who grabbed 30,350 acres of land belonging to the parastatal, exposing the rot at the corporation.

ADC Chairman Nick Salat, who doubles up as the KANU party Secretary-General, denied knowledge of the individuals and has asked DCI to probe the matter.

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William Ruto eyes Raila Odinga Nyanza backyard

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Deputy President William Ruto will next month take his ‘hustler nation’ campaigns to his main rival, ODM leader Raila Odinga’s Nyanza backyard, in an escalation of the 2022 General Election competition.

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