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7 Things Uhuru Has Said During His Tenure Kibaki Wouldn’t Have




Earlier this week, a leaked conversation from a private meeting between President Uhuru Kenyatta and his advisors went viral after it emerged that the head of state was unaware why Kenyans were broke.

At the meeting held at State House, Nairobi, Kenyatta seemingly put his trusted men to the task to explain why Kenyans don’t have money in their pockets. The president fails to grasp why the public is yet to feel the economic impact of the grand projects that his administration has initiated.

The consequence of the report which first appeared on People Daily which ironically is owned by his family was an online furore that if not checked might lead to the formulation of perceptions against the head of state.

Some of the public statements he’s made during his time in office are so bizarre that it is unfathomable to think that his predecessor, Retired President Mwai Kibaki would have uttered anything close.

Kibaki was firm but dismissed criticism he felt was unwarranted in a comical way, a far cry from President Kenyatta’s style.

Today we look at ten things that Uhuru has said in the last six years that wouldn’t be associated with President Kibaki.

1. I Don’t Understand Why Kenyans are Broke

With time fast running out for the president and many of his promises unmet ahead of the 2022 election, President Kenyatta put his people on the spot seeking to know where all the money the Jubilee administration has pumped into projects is going.

Hordes of parastatal chiefs, Cabinet Secretaries Ukur Yatani (Treasury), Fred Matiang’i (Interior), James Macharia (Transport) and Peter Munya (Industrialisation& Trade), as well as Attorney General Kihara Kariuki attended the meeting.

“The President wondered where all the money being used to construct government projects is going. In fact, he specifically asked us the question: Why are people broke; why is it that there is no money in their pockets?” People Daily quoted a government official who attended the meeting.

November 2019

Kenyans who took to social media to express their opinion on the president’s sentiment were at pains to explain why their leader chosen to lead the country to new dawn doesn’t have a clue on issues bedevilling the country.

Kibaki, celebrated for growing the country’s economy after years of stagnation under Moi was very careful with his words especially when it came to how Kenyans were doing financially.

2 I Don’t Need Kamba Votes to Win the Election

In the build-up to the August 8 presidential election, campaigns were in full gear, the ruling Jubilee Party and the opposition coalition, The National Super Alliance (NASA) were putting out all stops to make sure that they wrestled votes from rival strongholds but during a campaign in Wote, Makueni County but President Uhuru Kenyatta made a remark that trashed all inroads that Jubilee had made in Ukambani with many Kenyans questioning why he was seeking votes in the region in the first place.

“I don’t need your votes to win an election because I have already won. Kenyans have decided that it is Jubilee and it’s your decision to join them. The good thing is that I have already beaten them (nASA) based on statistics.

President Kenyatta August 2, 2017

3 Mnataka Nifanye Nini Jameni (What Do You Want Me To Do?)

President Kenyatta was lampooned by Kenyans after appearing to be toothless in the war against corruption during an anti-corruption summit at State House in October 2016.

The president was criticizing institutions tasked with the fight over their failure to make any meaningful convictions and exposing the government to criticism that it was letting down the war on corruption.

“The rule of law means that those who are wrongfully accused will get justice and those who are guilty will pay the price. Who releases people (suspects) on bond every day, it is you. What does that got to do with me? i don’t even have the power to appoint you or sack you, so mnataka nifanye nini jameni? ”

President Kenyatta October 18, 2016

President Kibaki was decisive and never made excuses for underperforming appointees. Remember when he sacked his entire cabinet over defying him on the constitution he was backing? He also sacked individuals implicated in corruption and made Kenyans have faith in his leadership.

Read: Critical Issues That the Next Constitution Must Address


4 Gazeti Ni Ya Kufunga Nyama (The Newspaper is Only Good for Wrapping Meat)

Irked by print media reports that Deputy President William Ruto was losing grip of the Rift Valley region due to the emergence of dissenting voices in the DP’s political backyard led by then Bomet County Governor Isaac Ruto, President Kenyatta turned the heat on the media accusing the fourth estate of peddling propaganda to unsettle the ruling coalition.

It was not the first time that the president was uttering the words but the conviction with which he said the words at that time set tongues wagging.

“We are here to find out whether what the newspapers are reporting is true. They keep claiming that you no longer believe in my deputy’s leadership and you are tired of him. Those are lies and stupidity so I will repeat what I have kept saying in the recent past that the newspaper is only good for wrapping meat in butcheries”

President Kenyatta May, 2015

5 Heri Nikae na Huyo Mzee Lakini Iyo Pesa Itumike Vile Inatakikana (I’d Rather Keep Appointing the Old Guard to State Jobs Rather than the Irredemably Corrupt Youth)

Angered by the consistent appointment of old people to plum government positions, Kenyans took to social media to express their anger over the president’s decision to overlook young and more qualified individuals in favour of political rejects who are well connected.

The uproar was triggered by the president appointing 91-year-old former vice president Moody Awori as Chairperson of the Sports Fund.

I have seen that I am being criticised in different quarters over appointing a 91-year-old to head the Sports& Youth Fund but my critics should put themselves in my shoes, you have seen how the youth in public positions is looting public coffers. I have made the decision to stick with the old guys who are safe hands who will account for every penny of public funds and I am unapologetic about that

President Kenyatta December 6, 2018

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6 Thank God for Giving Me the Wisdom to Skip the Presidential Debate

President Kenyatta left Kenyans puzzled when he skipped the 2017 presidential debate while his competitor, National Super Alliance (NASA) candidate Raila Odinga attended the engagement with journalists with reports indicating that his handlers were concerned that the platform would be used to bash his record during his first term in office.

But during a campaign in Nyeri, the president was unapologetic about his decision and instead threw jibes at Raila.

‘Yesterday I watched my competitor during the debate claiming that the reason he did not fight corruption during his stint as Prime Minister in the Grand Coalition Government is that he was just a coordinator of government activities. What kind of person is that? I looked at him talk and thanked God for giving me the wisdom to skip the debate

President Kenyatta, July 5, 2017

7 Pack up and go

President Kenyatta was addressing security personnel at the Kenya School of Government (KSG) and after he concluded his speech, he ordered journalists to pack up and leave since their job at the function was done.

“You guys should pack up your equipment and leave because your job here is done

President Kenyatta, February 3, 2018



New Bae? Sherlyne Anyango Gets Naughty With Mzungu In The States (Video)




After declaring that long distance relationships aren’t for her, Sherlyne Anyango might have bagged herself a new mzungu boyfriend. It’s barely days since she left the country to go to the States to ‘hustle’. According to her, it’s easier to hustle in the States with her twerking talent.

Love At First Sight?


Well, she moved on quickly! This was the reaction of most of her fans after Sherlyne went live with her new catch. Most people were surprised by how fast she possibly got a boyfriend. But she hasn’t made it clear.

While this might seem unfair to her Kenyan bae, Oga Obinna, it was a mutual agreement between them to dissolve their relationship due to the distance between them.


”I’m a single boy again now😪😱!! Now with the standards you set who will fit in🤷🏿 who will fill your shoes??But Si Ni Life… But for now Kill Them with your AWESOMENESS and SECURE THE BAG!!! Don’t let nobody tell you otherwise. Plus there will always be space for you in my Heart and Kidney🙊🙈🙏🏿.”

In line to this, Sherlyne had also declared how much she misses Obinna and wrote back to him;

  ”Don’t make me cry. That’s life 😞😞. I feel bad. I miss you badly.”

Well, turns out she won’t be missing him any more after getting a new catch. Obinna has not yet responded to Sherlyne’s video posted on her Insta stories. I bet he’s not happy seeing her with another man.

Below is the video;

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Tips to help you get the perfect blazer Eve woman




 Choosing a blazer is key as it can either break or make your outfit (Image: Pinterest)


When it comes to buying or tailoring a new blazer, most people think it’s all about getting what fits. Even though that is one of the most vital things to focus on when selecting blazers, there are other things you need to look out for in order to have a perfect and versatile blazer.

Versatile is not just about being able to match most pieces in your closet, but something that will enhance your outfits and define your best features while at it. In case you are wondering on where to start with buying a blazer, start here:

 Always go for a colour that will pair well with most pieces in your closet (Image: Pinterest)

Yes, this is the first thing you should consider before making or buying yourself a blazer. You need to check your closet and consider the most dominant colour and pieces, can they be layered with a blazer or paired together?

Once that is set, you are good to go, though the more colourful a blazer is the more fun you will have pairing it with other pieces.

When selecting the perfect blazer always be very careful not to choose a small blazer. You might confuse a small blazer for a fitting one.

It should not be too tight that your shoulders cannot move in it or you can barely button it.

Although ladies are lucky they can go with any arm length, because it can be considered fashionable, ensure that it is your size. Also, avoid going for extra-large coats that will drown you and hide your best features.

 The design and texture of a blazer will play heavily on how good you look (Image: Pinterest)

A blazer is in between a suit jacket and a hoodie. Meaning, it should be able to pass for official and casual events. Let your guide be what you are buying it for.

There are different kinds of blazers ranging from open front blazers, single breasted blazers, belted ones, the list is endless.

Always go for a blazer that resonates with your style and closet items. Also, long blazers are classier and versatile than the shorter boyfriend ones. This is in terms of versatility.

Are you looking for a linen blazer, cotton or the suit material fabric? Do you want it shiny or matte? Do you need one with metal studded elements or with embellished buttons like the army? The kind of texture you go for will determine the way you dress your blazer.

Although blazers are meant to match with all outfits, the kind of design you go for can either limit your outfit choices or broaden your matching game.

 The longer the blazer, the more you can play around with your pieces (Image: Pinterest)

They say the longer the blazer, the double the respect. You already know what I mean by this. Longer blazers are more eye catching, trendy and versatile. It will be easier for you to pair them to a tiny skirt, pencil trouser or palazzos.

Also did I mention how well they pair with crop tops? Yes, when buying a blazer, the length is very important.

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Sewage Menace in Pipeline, Residents Cry For Help




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By Milo George

Residents of Pipeline Transami area are decrying poor drainage system that has caused sewage water to overflow in their area of residence.

The residents claim that the overflowing sewage is not only putting their lives at risk but also causing air pollution.

They have called on Nairobi Metropolitan Services and Nairobi City Water and Sewage Company to come on board and expand the sewer lines before more areas are flooded with raw human wastes coming from the blocked pipes.
“We want Major Badi and our leaders to resolve this menace immediately. It’s terrible many have been forced to shift their businesses because of the foul smell,” they said.
Pastor Joe Ndivoh of Word Evangelistic Explosion Ministries says that they have been forced to call off the Sunday School Service to protect the children from the smelly sewage.
‘‘We now fear that if prompt action is not taken then we will have a bigger health problem than this because we fear there could be an outbreak of water-borne disease anytime,’’ Pastor Ndivoh added.

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